
Welp, there goes my food DX
Dang that’s my head all turned to a diamond…
There goes my foot and labtop…
I guess I don’t really need me leg.
My knees are now DIAMONDS
MY FACE IS DIAMONDS
I, um, was just scratching an itch.
In my cleavage.
…perky.
MY ROY MUSTANG BLANKEEEET. /SOB
CRACKER I AM EATTING.
owowowow.
MY NOSe…
Not very. I’ll sell all the diamonds I just aqquired to relieve me of my debt and buy a better laptop *u*
I always knew my face was priceless
my…teeth?
I’ve got a grill now? I CAN BE A REAL RAPPER
SO GANGSTA
My upper lip… fuck.